justsomerandomgaynerd:

dankmemeuniversity:

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prommytheus:

primordial-being:

prommytheus:

imagine being a gavinners fan from like wisconsin or some other place like that. vermont idk and they announce a world tour, so you buy tickets for the nearest location. and they start off in LA, their home city, makes sense.

but then you get an email that says NEVERMIND and you get an immediate refund on cashapp. and you look it up and apparently someone was fucking shot at the first concert and klavgav got set on fire and the bassist went to jail for drug smuggling and murder charges. and now they’re announcing a breakup. what do you even do with that fucking onslaught of information

this gave me a thought

YES

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everythingfox:

Doggy parenting

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hellbabyfromhell:

house treats a dog trainer who says she has a 100% success rate for helping angry dogs and make them quiet and nice. house argues about how it cant be exactly 100% and wont stop being annoying about it. He brings in a literally feral rabid dog and she like makes it calm and lie down . House is disturbed by this because he wanted to be right that she sucks at stuff. (B-plot: house and the team sees if house can be trained with a dog clicker.) they break into her house and they find loads of dog pheromones and learn she has been wearing it like a perfume to calm down dogs. she thinks this is fine and theres no link but they think she is having a freaky reaction to it. but they take the pheromones away and she starts dying harder. house is really mad and has dinner with wilson, where he is complaining about how this lady is a charlatan but he doesnt understand what’s going on while eating out of a bowl of kibble like nothings wrong with it. wilson is watching him intently, as is the rests of the team who is watching from afar. house says his food is really yummy and insists wilson tries some and wilson is like “NO I CANT.” and house is like no you have to. you have to eat it. and wilson is like HOUSE STOP WE’VE BEEN CLICKERING YOU TO MAKE YOU EAT DOG FOOD. and house MAKES him eat a spoonful and hes like “… cocoa puffs..?” and house smirtks smartly as he demonstrates that he knew about their silly trick. “i know you guys are watching…. come out.”(the team is slowly emerging) “don’t worry . i dont bite anymore —“ he pauses and does a house stare and walks away to the sick lady’s room. cameron pours wilson a little milk for his cereal.“20%.” he walks into the room smartly. the patient is miffed and is about to say she doesn’t want to argue about percentages literally on her death bed. but house is like “no. 20% actually refers to the number of dog bites that get infected. You got bit by a dog and never got treated for it and ingredients in the dog pheromone solution were slowing it down. (?? im not a scientist) “ and he says something stupid like “sometimes a dog’s bark really is worse than its bite” and walks out. music starts playing. chase expresses he is mad about what cameron pouring milk for wilson means for them because cameron used to pour milk for her dead husband and he thinks she isnt over him. house walks out and reaches into his pocket and sneakily eats a hand ful of kibble

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skrunglebeasts:

jacobtheloofah:

7thedisasterdyke:

sunflowermp4:

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround.
he can share the power with others

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say “dramatic video game cutscene” and then going “got it, mario and luigi.”

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ocean-of-junk:

doozclops:

Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like “yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!” posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it’s so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I’ve been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it’s become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don’t tell them at all.

If they are not physically standing in front of you. Do NOT SHARE.

If they aren’t smart or willing enough to install firefox and/or an Ad Block and the blacklists associated with them.

Do NOT share.

If they only have a “smart"TV. DO NOT SHARE.

The newest rule I have is this:

If they are a clout chaser (regular uploader to TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, ect.) DO NOT SHARE.

That’s how we lost one of the BEST sites I’ve ever seen. It had everything! Shows from like 1950! Movies from 1930. That Tron Animated show that was removed from existence once Disney bought star wars. And now it’s gone because some jackass shared it on TikTok.

20+ years on the scene and this is the best way to find out who you should share and who you should not share with.

I don’t even share with my sister or nephew because they can’t understand why you need firefox or an Ad Block.

I don’t share with my best friend because they have a Mac and are scared of UwU viruses.

On that note FUCK TIKTOK. Uninstall that shit.

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randomfandomteacher:

adobsonartworks:

dragon-in-a-fez:

this bitch empty, TWEET

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

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honouredsnakeprincess:

sailor-sappho:

honouredsnakeprincess:

extended magical girl transformations are lovely and all, but there’s something sort of romantic about a magical girl who transforms in an instantaneous flash of light.

imagine, a magical girl who transforms and detransforms when she’s bored, or mildly stressed. sitting in a waiting room, flash, magical girl, flash, normal girl, flash, magical girl again, and so on. someone enters the room; flash, she’s a mundane girl again. she realizes it’s her enemy; flash, she’s a magical girl again, and this time she has her sword.

In The Demon Girl Next Door, magical girl transformations actually take place in like hundredths of a second we just see a slowed down version

So you get

But you also get just

this tag is good and correct.

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wrenchinator-central:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

cplus902:

supreme-leader-stoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

poetavaquero:

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

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copepods:

copepods:

every video game released as part of a larger series/franchise should have a mandatory waiting period of 5 years between a game release and any sequels or dlc planned afterwards. not to give enough time to make sure the sequel’s good and finished, but to drive speedrunners to the state of content-deprived near-insanity where they start doing ridiculous runs like randomizing npc dialogue or cutting every blade of grass

batshit video concepts like this are vital to the youtube gaming ecosystem and they will stop existing entirely if every game franchise puts out something new every 6 months

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